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I would just like to state a few things for the record:

"(Insert person, place or thing) can suck my asshole inside out" is a quote from Project Runway, Season One. Said by my man Jay McCarroll. It was vulgar, shocking, and a tad bit of hyperbole, which made it a perfect quote. It's the one sentence version of the Aristocrats.

That being said, even if I do say it I really wouldn't want anyone to actually do that, as it sounds rather painful. I have seen several dogs with rectal prolapse in my line of work and it is not a pleasant looking affliction.

And though it shouldn't need to be said, when I do make a statement like that, it is generally to my friends who understand that I am not actually serious.

And on a totally unrelated note, I ADORE Vox. Vox is like, the most amazing, incredible addition to the internet since the advent of Firefox. I prostrate myself before the mighty Vox God and offer thanks for its benevolent grace and I would never ask it to...well, you know.

(how was that Becky?)